Life After Dartmouth with Franny II

dartmouthdominatrix — Sat, 22 May 2010 04:31:16 +0000

No. 2: Second Dates!

Webisode 18: Noisy Neighbors

dartmouthdominatrix — Sat, 15 May 2010 03:08:15 +0000

Presenting: Life after Dartmouth with Franny!

dartmouthdominatrix — Fri, 07 May 2010 23:58:13 +0000

No. 1: The Afterglow

Shit Gets Rly Rl: Excerpts from Mistress Dartmouth’s MTV Casting Tape

dartmouthdominatrix — Sat, 01 May 2010 00:25:59 +0000

Webisode 17

The Real World has no idea what it’s in for… get yr clickers ready!

Webisode 16: Mistress Dartmouth Presents…

dartmouthdominatrix — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:43:46 +0000

A History Lesson with Franny and Jordan: The Evolution of Dartmouth Tools

jordan osserman ’11 tells franny all about past and present tools of dartmouth. enjoy!! xo
ps sorry kids, the webcomics are on a temporary hiatus. anyone wanna give us a hand and take over? kisses.

Webisode 15

dartmouthdominatrix — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:41:51 +0000

I Cloned My Pussy for ~~Haiti~~ ~~My Birthday~~ Love

The Clone-A-Pussy kit from theadulttoyshoppe.com sex toys!

guess who’s back
back again
shady’s back
tell a friend

Hayyy Noho, Let’s Dance!

dartmouthdominatrix — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 06:14:51 +0000

We are soooo excited to be attending the 2010 CLPP Reproductive Conference at Hampshire College!

Taking lotsa notes for you bitches… keep yr eyes peeled for our next webisode–coming next Friday!

XO Franny + MD

PS: vaginas. very soon. see you at the Love March.

PPS: kinda franzied. love yas.

Tool Trading Cards!

dartmouthdominatrix — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:38:31 +0000

It’s (almost) finals.

You’re just trying to get your study on, but you can’t. Why? There are tools everywhere.

What’s a girl (or boy) to do?

Here’s what: Kick back, drink that Red Bull or five, and check out our Webcomic Page for brand-new Tool Trading Cards!

Collect them all. Send us your worst tool stories and we’ll create a trading card comic just for you. A little treat to get your mind off that tool you’re sitting next to in Berry who won’t stop coughing into his coffee. And if you’re feeling ambitious, slip it into his HB. Nothing like a little anonymous lovin’ around exam time.

XO franny & MD

Dear (Long) Johns,

dartmouthdominatrix — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:40:34 +0000

I need a break. It’s not you—it’s me, I swear. I thought I could do a thesis and this and sleep all at the same time. I can’t.

Lesson: Don’t write a thesis. Srsly.

Plus I have Strep, which has set me even further behind on said thesis.

Lesson: Don’t hook up with Smithies.

As for Franny, her thesis has stolen her away entirely at this point, and she’ll be graduating this term to boot. But not to worry! We’ll be back next term with less frequent but probably even more badass videos—and we’ll keep the comic rolling for you ;]

Many, (oh so!) many <3's to our metaphorical sweater-wearers. Here's a little extra for you peeps—we just came across this clip. It's the first time I ever plugged in the webcam…I think I'm testing angles or something? It's pretty funny—give it a peek!

Exes and Ohs,

Mistress Dartmouth

PS: Our make-yr-own-sundae party date is SO still on (as soon as the sun shows us sum luv).

PPS:

The Birds and the Bees Have Gone South

dartmouthdominatrix — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:58:10 +0000

Webisode 14: Winter Carnival