The Birds and the Bees Have Gone South

9 Responses to The Birds and the Bees Have Gone South

1. kently | February 20, 2010 at 2:50 am | Reply

   fru, your face after the sun god comment was beautiful. totally priceless. loooooved it!

2. Edie | February 20, 2010 at 6:55 am | Reply

   AAAAAAAAAA! This might be my new favorite vid. Best line: “Hi, I’m Freddy. Are you my date. What’s your name?”

3. Lauren C. | February 21, 2010 at 8:04 pm | Reply

   Gross. Can you imagine what tools Dartmouth guys in the 50′s were?

   • dartmouthdominatrix | February 21, 2010 at 8:07 pm | Reply

     hmmm, i wonder how much (if at all) it’s really changed.

4. kently | February 24, 2010 at 1:41 am | Reply

   Dear Mistress Dartmouth,

   This past weekend, I went to a party where a tool with a god complex decided that it’d be *awesome* to make up rumors about me (how much I wanted him, I was all over him, etc.) and spread them around making certain that a girl who totally has the hots for him (for some unknown reason to me. Like I said, he’s a tool.) heard of these rumors in order to make her jealous at my expense. Now, he has not only spread the aforementioned rumors to his friends, but he’s discussing them openly on facebook. My assumption is that if Dartmouth is as full of tools as you and Franny say it is (of course I believe you), then you’ve either dealt with, or heard about guys and bitches doing such things. So my question is: how would you handle the situation? Fight fire with fire, or ignore it?

   As a side note, I realize that it’s probably the higher road to ignore the situation, but honestly, I feel like people act like assholes most of the time precisely for this reason; no one calls them out on shitty behavior, therefore, they keep acting like assholes. Am I right?

   • dartmouthdominatrix | February 24, 2010 at 3:32 am | Reply

     Well if it were me, I’d make a quick video response! Something along the lines of WHAT THE FUCK EW I WOULD NEVER FUCK YOU. And to Lady Tool, EW DON’T FUCK HIM (HE’S FULL OF SHIT AND OBVI JANK). So I guess you could call that fighting fire with fire, but it’s more like fighting fire with awesome and anyone who’s ever played rock paper scissors (with me) knows awesome always wins…

     Good luck, babe!

   • franny | February 24, 2010 at 3:59 am | Reply

     fight toolery with coolery and school that fool, grl.

5. SF Sex Toy | August 16, 2010 at 6:28 am | Reply

   Love your videos AND you’re HOT!

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